🍏🍎 ‼️KAT & SIMON HAVE OFFICIALLY GONE ROGUE – AGAIN‼️ 🍎🍏

So… we may have misread a text message earlier.
Someone texted us: “Are you doing anything for Cyber Monday?”

But Kat read CIDER Monday…
…and now she’s sat in the office with a Koppaberg in hand, festive jumper on, shouting
“SIMON BOY, PASS ME ANOTHER ONE!” 🍺

Meanwhile Simon – classy as ever – has cracked open a Strongbow, declared himself
“The Golden Apple Warrior”,
and has decided that if the world can have Cyber Monday…
then CIDER Monday is absolutely a thing.

🍻 AND BECAUSE OF THIS GLORIOUS MISUNDERSTANDING…
We’ve knocked even MORE savings off our Black Friday deals.
Yes. More.
Because nothing says ‘responsible travel agency’ like two tipsy idiots with admin access.

🍏 CIDER MONDAY SPECIALS (while supplies… or sobriety lasts):

🔥 Extra discounts on cruises
🔥 Cheeky reductions on city breaks
🔥 Even bigger deals on long-haul
🔥 Free advice with every booking (quality may deteriorate the more Kat sips)

🍎 KAT’S ANNOUNCEMENT:

“BOOK A HOLIDAY BEFORE I FINISH THIS BOTTLE AND I’LL THROW IN A FREE ‘CHEERS BABES’ VOICE NOTE.”

🍏 SIMON’S ANNOUNCEMENT:

“I’M PRICING CRUISES LIKE I’M FIRING ARROWS FROM A STRONGBOW – EVERYTHING MUST GO!” 🏹

If you want a bargain, today is the day.
If you want sense… maybe wait until tomorrow.
But honestly, where’s the fun in that?

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📥 Message us before we start on the flavoured ciders.

HAPPY CIDER MONDAY FROM KAT & SIMON! 🍻🍏✨

*Disclaimer. HQ – We are not actually drinking – Yet.