🚨⚓ JUST GIVING APPEAL: GET KAT & SIMON BACK TO SEA ⚓🚨

Friends… we come to you today in our hour of need. 😢
It’s been nearly three weeks since Kat & Simon last set foot on a cruise ship. That’s 21 days without a sail-away, buffet, or formal night selfie. 😭

They’re struggling.
Kat keeps standing on the doorstep waving at passing buses pretending it’s a sail-away party. 🥹
Simon insists on playing the Love Boat theme tune every time the kettle boils. ☕🎵
The dog’s been wrapped in a towel and shaped into a swan. 🐶🦢

They’ve tried everything:
🛁 Filling the bath with salt and calling it “The Aegean.”
🍹 Mixing cheap rum with squash and pretending it’s the Caribbean.
🍽️ Dining at precisely 5:30pm and applauding the air fryer.
But it’s not enough. The sea calls. 🌊

So today we launch the Just Giving Appeal:
💙 “SEND KAT & SIMON BACK TO SEA!” 💙

Every penny counts:
⚓ £5 buys them a miniature bottle of Prosecco for simulated sail-aways.
⚓ £20 keeps the dream alive with a Costa coffee at the terminal.
⚓ £50 helps fund vital research into “Land Sickness.”
⚓ £500 could secure them an actual balcony cabin (with real sea).

Together, we can end this suffering.
Donate today and help reunite two travel agents with their natural habitat — the Lido Deck. 🛳️

🙏 Because no one should go more than three weeks without a cruise. 🙏

#GetKatAndSimonBackToSea #CruiseWithdrawalAppeal #PrayForThePier #SendHelpAndRum

*This is a joke. We are not fund raising.