📣🚢 ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF CRUISE WITHDRAWAL 🚢📣

Are you experiencing any of the following symptoms?
• Randomly humming the muster drill signal in Tesco
• Saying “we’ll catch the shuttle” when you mean “let’s go to Asda”
• Calling your sofa “Deck 7, Midships”
• Looking at your kettle and thinking “that would be nicer with a drinks package”
• Getting emotional when you see a towel animal on Facebook

Then… WE HAVE NEWS.
Introducing the brand new, totally unnecessary, completely fabulous support network:

🛳️ C.A.S.T.A.W.A.Y.S. 🛳️
(Cruise Absence Sadness, Tantrums And Withdrawal Support)

This elite (silly) membership group is for people who:
• Haven’t been on a cruise for 3+ months
• Have a cruise booked but it’s “not till 2027 😭”
• Keep telling the kids to “sanitize on, sanitize off”
• Think “formal night” should be weekly, even in Merthyr
• Miss the feeling of paying for nothing because it’s “all included”

Membership benefits (completely made up, but powerful):
• Daily “Good morning from Deck 15” posts even though you’re in damp Wales
• Weekly chair-hogging workshops (how to secure a sunbed with a rolled towel at 5am)
• “How to complain when the buffet is closed” roleplay
• Virtual Sailaway: everyone stands in the garden with a prosecco while we play “Sailaway, Sailaway, Sailaway”
• Emergency hotline for when you see your neighbour cruising and you’re not

How to join:
✅ Comment “I’M IN DRY DOCK”
✅ Admit you sniffed your last cruise lanyard for comfort
✅ Promise to enable everyone else’s future cruise bookings

Because friends don’t let friends go more than 90 days without a floating hotel, 4 meals before 10am, and someone folding their towels into a swan. 💙

Right… who’s joining C.A.S.T.A.W.A.Y.S.? 😎🛳️

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