😂 SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT – OFF TO SPEED SCHOOL 😂

Huge apologies if responses are a little slower than usual today…

Simon is currently attending a Speed Awareness Course after committing the outrageous crime of 23mph in a 20mph zone (open road which used to be a 30, your honour).

Yes.
The nation is now safer.
Roads are healing.
Justice has been served.

🚗💨 Simon is spending the day:
• Being told speed kills
• Watching grainy 2004 videos
• Learning that 23mph = basically Fast & Furious
• Reflecting deeply on his life choices

📉 Meanwhile, customer service speed may be:
• Slightly reduced
• Mildly delayed
• Emotionally fragile

📩 Kat is holding the fort, so messages will be answered — just possibly with less sarcasm than usual (temporarily).

Normal service will resume once Simon has:
✅ Been re-educated
✅ Been spiritually humbled
✅ Promised never to exceed 17mph again

Thank you for your patience and continued support during this difficult time for us 😭💙