🦥 BREAKING NEWS (VERY… VERY… SLOWLY) 🦥
By Kat & Simon 📰✍️

Orlando has officially decided to calm down.

Coming February 2026, right in the middle of the madness of theme parks, rollercoasters and overstimulated parents shouting “WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES?!”… 👉 Sloth World is opening on International Drive.

Yes.
A full-blown Slotharium.
No queues running. No screaming rides. Just… vibes. And sloths. Lots of sloths.

🌴 What is it?
Picture this:
• A lush rainforest sanctuary
• Zero cages, zero glass
• 40+ sloths casually hanging out above your head like they’ve got absolutely nowhere to be (because… they don’t)
• Guided by official Sloth Ambassadors who are legally required to be calmer than you

⏳ The pace?
Think:
Not Disney rope-drop energy.
Not Universal sprint-to-Hagrid’s energy.
More… “Shall we sit here and emotionally connect with a sloth for 20 minutes?” energy.

🌍 The wholesome bit (because we’re responsible adults):
A portion of every ticket helps protect sloth habitats in Costa Rica, Peru and Guyana — so you can feel smug and relaxed.

📍 Where: International Drive, Orlando
📅 When: February 2026
⏰ Hours: 9am–9pm
💵 Tickets: $49pp (yes, they’re already on sale)

🦥 Kat & Simon’s hot take:
This is the perfect balance to an Orlando holiday.
Ride the coasters. Smash the parks.
Then… go and stare at a sloth until your blood pressure returns to normal.

Orlando 2026 isn’t just about going harder anymore.
It’s about knowing when to slow the hell down.

Want Sloth World worked into your Orlando plans (alongside the big parks, villas, tickets & flights)?
You know where we are… 😏