🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Kat & Simon issue urgent travel advisory for Wales…

❄️ Heavy Snow incoming this Thursday
🌬 Winds howling
🧊 Temperatures dropping
😩 Nationwide moaning imminent

The Met Office is forecasting heavy snow, sleet, strong winds and freezing temperatures across large parts of Wales.
Translation: frozen cars, soggy socks, cancelled plans and at least one dramatic “I hate winter” post per household.

Which means… it’s officially Escape Season.

🌞 OFFICIAL KAT & SIMON TRAVEL ADVISORY 🌞

If you are currently experiencing:
• Icy winds to the face
• Dark mornings that feel illegal
• Heating bills that cause emotional damage
• Or a strong desire to lie on a sun lounger and ignore responsibilities

…then you may be entitled to a last-minute holiday.

Side effects may include:
• Warm toes
• A tan
• A cocktail before midday
• And forgetting Wales exists for a week

🧳 Available now:
Canaries. Spain. Portugal. City breaks. Cruises.
All featuring:
✔️ No snow
✔️ No gritters
✔️ No scraping ice off the car at 7am

💙 Kat & Simon’s professional opinion

When Wales starts threatening 4mm of snow an hour, it’s not a weather update…
…it’s a sign from the universe.

And yes – late holidays are pay in full.
But peace, warmth and not having to defrost your windscreen are priceless.

If you’re currently thinking:
“I can’t be dealing with this.”
“I need sunshine.”
“I will book a holiday out of pure spite.”

…we support that decision.

📩 Message Kat & Simon for emergency sunshine
☎️ Or call us on 0800 0662 694

This has been a public service announcement.
Stay safe. Or go to Tenerife. 😎✈️