🎤😂 GET READY TO LAUGH YOUR AFT OFF… THIS IS A FLOATING COMEDY FESTIVAL 😂🎤

This is NOT your standard cruise…
This is a 7-night Comedy Fest at Sea onboard Valiant Lady

🛳 20–27 August 2026
📍 Departing Portsmouth – NO FLIGHTS NEEDED
🔞 Adults Only

💥 FROM JUST £1,412pp
💷 £2,825 total for 2
💸 Only £656 deposit to secure

➡️ Then approx £180 per month per couple
(Balance due April 2026)

🔥 Already includes a £1,404 saving

🌍 EXPLORE BY DAY…

🇬🇧 Portsmouth
🇧🇪 Bruges (Belgium) – canals, chocolate & cobbles
🇳🇱 Amsterdam – culture, cocktails & coffee shops
🇩🇪 Hamburg (OVERNIGHT 🔥) – more time, more nightlife
🌊 Plus sea days to relax & recover

😂 LAUGH BY NIGHT…

🎤 Full comedy festival lineup onboard
🤣 Big names + rising stars
🍸 Late-night shows, proper atmosphere

This isn’t polite clapping…
This is can’t-breathe, crying laughing all week long

✨ WHY PEOPLE LOVE VIRGIN

✔ Adults only (no kids 👏)
✔ ALL dining included (proper restaurants, no buffets)
✔ WiFi included
✔ Tips included
✔ Fitness classes included
✔ Modern, social, premium vibe throughout

🍹 EXTRAS INCLUDED

💳 $300 Bar Tab
🎁 $50 Bonus Credit

⚠️ THE CATCH (WHY IT’S SO CHEAP)

This is a Lock It In Rate

👉 No changes / no refunds
👉 Cabin allocated closer to sailing
👉 Guaranteed Sea Terrace (balcony) or better

💡 Perfect if you just want the best price

🚨 WHY YOU NEED TO BOOK NOW

• UK departure = EASY
• Adults only = RARE
• Comedy festival = UNIQUE
• £1,400 discount already applied

👉 This will not hang around once people clock it

📲 Message us now to secure your cabin
📞 0800 0662 694

Kat & Simon at Hays Travel